IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES
you just put every marriage counsellor out of business
- WiFi: connected
- Me: then fucking act like it
they should really stop making movies like the purge because americans are stupid enough to try to reenact that shit in real life and thats dangerous
chuck e cheeses full real name is charles entertainment cheese and honestly i feel appalled and lied to
*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”
I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.
who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?