Wednesday, April 16, 2014

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen

Tuesday, April 15, 2014
When “i” is replaced with “we” even illness becomes wellness. Malcolm X  (via donezelwashington)

(Source: nargessi)

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

Friday, April 11, 2014

himym-simon:

josh-radnors:

macaroonsandscotch:

mysweetcupoftea:

HIMYM AU: Inspired by a submission at betterhimymendings

"Ted has Alzheimer’s and that’s why he showed up to Robin’s house with the blue French horn, he thought it was the year 2005. Robin calls Tracy to come pick him up, Ted does this every couple of nights." (By Anonymous)

this makes me sad in levels unknown of sadness but it’s still better than the actual ending.

THIS IS MAKING ME SO FUCKING SAD OH GOD NO

This is both beautiful and unbelievably sad, this ending would have been better!

Tuesday, April 8, 2014
I’m just gonna bullshit it. my life motto for the past 20 years (via bloodychaos)

(Source: narcissasmalfoy)

Monday, April 7, 2014
fruitsgarden:


sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

Saturday, April 5, 2014
but actually though

but actually though

(Source: seventimestwo)

Friday, April 4, 2014

lordofthewolves:

theperksofbeingjohnwatson:

nahshaw:

maybe he won’t die in the movie

i love how we all know exactly what this post is about

the passion of the christ

Tuesday, April 1, 2014
Thank you and Goodbye. How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014)

(Source: hiddlesy)

Monday, March 31, 2014

The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One’s
Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment

(via jewist)

(Source: theoutsiders)

ridge:

true friendship is having a full conversation on caps lock

Saturday, March 29, 2014

realest nigga out there

(Source: c-mines)

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

zerostigma:

I just remembered how hilarious it was to watch this shit on national television.

(Source: thefilmfatale)

Monday, March 24, 2014

clcero:

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

Sunday, March 23, 2014

br0lan:

my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend