Thursday, August 21, 2014

dragon-in-a-fez:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

softboycollective:

meanwhile the police fill the block with tear gas. who’s protecting and serving here

(Source: ishiidriller)

magnolome:

Tru

magnolome:

Tru

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

cumgirl1:

they should really stop making movies like the purge because americans are stupid enough to try to reenact that shit in real life and thats dangerous

princetuggey:

chuck e cheeses full real name is charles entertainment cheese and honestly i feel appalled and lied to

Monday, August 18, 2014
The best advice I’ve ever received is, ‘No one else knows what they’re doing either. Ricky Gervais (via thatlitsite)

ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

(Source: via-slimshady)

Sunday, August 17, 2014

epic-humor:

#COOL PARENTS

(Source: pleatedjeans)

snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

(Source: existentialfuck)

Saturday, August 16, 2014

fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

(Source: alanblooms)

Friday, July 25, 2014

slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

4thofjulys:

either that was a firework or another tribute is dead 

(Source: literallyrad)